UNCLAIMED: Drag Queen Indentities
I admit it, when I was little boy I went through a phase of trying on my mother’s jewelry and makeup. My mother, despite having a full supply of natural brunette hair, even had a brunette wig for me to play with (Was my mother secretly a Saturday night diva?). Though I never stopped using artificial beauty to lure a man, eventually I did put the high-heeled shoes back on their trees and the wig back on its foam bust. There is a little part of me that still fantasizes what it would be like to live beyond gender in la cage aux folles, and here are some drag queen identities I might never dare to adopt:
Cocoa Vain
Sherry Blossoms
Ebola Gay
Caroline A. Panthurs
Fatty Tissues
Yuletide Carole
Ruffles
Cathy Ole
Sharon D’Night
Madge Ick
Bacon Rouge
Halle Burton
Beefsteak Charlene
Fanny Packed
Ginger Roger
Pasta Prima Vera
Penis De Milo
Dyke Van Dick
Mess K. Lynn
Rosetta Stone
Nasty Queen Cold
