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UNCLAIMED: Stage Names For Gender Nonconforming Drag Performers

drag1Awareness of gender identity has become so heightened, even drag shows have begun to look normative. But what if They wants to lipps inc “Born This Way” at Bushwig and still be recognized as third gender? Here are some stage name suggestions for such great bold performers:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peter Pansexual
Billy Queen King
Dyke Van Dick
Penis De Milo
Ginger Roger
Twercules
Steve Marie Saint
Roosevelt Queer
Va Va Groom
Mx. Goodbar
Mama Casstrato
Duke of Gurl
Blast Femme
GashFag
Verse Vice-a
Guess!
Gal Pachino
Twisted Non-Cister
Cunt Fusion
4Star Gender Roll
Shenormal Twain
Legs Benedick
Weiner Herzhog
Miss Combobulated

UNCLAIMED: Drag Queen Indentities

I admit it, when I was little boy I went through a phase of trying on my mother’s jewelry and makeup. My mother, despite having a full supply of natural brunette hair, even had a brunette wig for me to play with (Was my mother secretly a Saturday night diva?). Though I never stopped using artificial beauty to lure a man, eventually I did put the high-heeled shoes back on their trees and the wig back on its foam bust. There is a little part of me that still fantasizes what it would be like to live beyond gender in la cage aux folles, and here are some drag queen identities I might never dare to adopt:

Cocoa Vain

Sherry Blossoms

Ebola Gay

Caroline A. Panthurs

Fatty Tissues

Yuletide Carole

Ruffles

Cathy Ole

Sharon D’Night

Madge Ick

Bacon Rouge

Halle Burton

Beefsteak Charlene

Fanny Packed

Ginger Roger

Pasta Prima Vera

Penis De Milo

Dyke Van Dick

Mess K. Lynn

Rosetta Stone

Nasty Queen Cold